A cookbook that you slap with a rolling pin and fuck with a rolling pin

We'll cook a green pork dumpling together, I'll cut the meat and cabbage, season, knock and you'll bother me with it, take off my bra and leggings, hit me in the red ass with a cooking pot, twist me with a rolling pin, but I have to stir and watch over it so that our dinner doesn't burn. before we finish it. food is amazing sex -contains nudity -seduction - provocation -excitement -sighs - food, slicing feet -frequent talking -squirt in the pot -items from the kitchen unit -me ?